bored af in english class with mel

Miss anyone right now?
j: food
m: no
Who was the last person you sent a text to?
j: Harry
m: da fuq idk LOL
Last person to text you?
j: idk
m: don't remember
Last person you saw?
j: everyone at school hehe
m: jessica
What was the last thing you said to someone?
j:  "huh"
m: "i'm hungry"
Who is top in your top friends?
j: what
m: whuuuuuuuuuuuuut
Why?
j: wdf
m: wah
Who do you trust the most in your life?
j: melissa
m: food
Who do you love most?
j: melissa
m: bed and jess <3
Ever been in love?
j: yaaa food
m: yes, with food
Who has hurt you the most?
j:  an empty plate
m: school
Has a tragedy ever happened in your life?
j: i dunno
m: not having food and money :(
Are you happy?
j: no i'm tireddd
m: i need to pee bro!
How many good friends do you have?
j: foreva alone
m: food
Are there some songs you cant listen to because they remind you of someone?
j: no
m: no
Have you ever cheated on a partner?
j: no
m: no
Ever been cheated on?
j: yes
m: no
Ever told someone you loved them and meant it?
j: to food, yes
m: to the bed
Not meant it?
j: yes
m: ya
Ever had your heart broken?
j: ya
m: na
Are you happy with where you are relationship-wise now?
j: hehahehaheheh ya with food
m: ya
What is your idea of true love?
j: ya
m: food
When they slip, do you think you can let go the small stuff?
j: ?
m: wah?
Do you believe in love at first sight?
j: with chocolate
m: with fooodd
Why or why not?
j: look at that cake, ohshehhfad melts in your mouth and shit
m: it's so beautifuul
Do you believe that it is best to have a friendship first then love?
j: yaa
m: dunno man
Do you believe that love can be found in bars or is that too much of a risk?
j: in a mars bar
m: LOOOLOLOLOLOL ^^^
Should people go to bars to find love?
j:  noo
m ...............................................................:
Or should they go to places where people who like what they like hang out?
j: wha?
m: da fuq?
Should men and women be expecting the other to buy the other gifts?
j: i'm to poor to buy things
m: men should by them
Who should wear the pants in the relationship or should it be a mutual give and take?
j: idk :(
m: mutual
Should chauvinists of either gender be in a relationship?
j: wah?
m: /???//???/?
Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone?
j: idk..
m: no, wah, maybe?
When you're walking, do you stop to drink?
j: no
m: no
Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it?
j: yeah
m: holy fuck, my bladder is gonna blow